What the Critics Say About Jasper
- 10 Mar 1997 from [name witheld]@peak.org
- "What's this about smoke filled? Just admit it, you're in a
hallway on the way to a forgotten broom closet. They've got instruments
back there that are almost an archeology project. The real feat in all
this is that you are using an IBM and actually accomplishing things
without a thin blue tie. :-)"
- 21 Mar 1997 from [name witheld]@teleport.com
- "Okay, Jasper, let's talk about how much time you *do* have
on your hands! You want the *truth* about Jasper? This is the guy
surrounded by things he professes (he's a professor, too? Oh no!) to
dislike intensely. He has the Macintosh Apple tatooed over his heart
and the IBM logo appliqued, well, you don't want to know! He claims
to drink coffee, but it is actually an Inka and potash blend that he
brews in his secret lab (you know, the one that's on the way to his
office). Just look a bit deeper and you'll see the truth...beyond that
nose (if you can venture that far). And I'll bet his office hours really
start much earlier!"